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Friday, October 08, 2004


What if... (found this on the friendster thing)

: 1.you find out that you are being followed?
- call the police on my handphone and erm walk to somewhere crowded

2-you lost you hand fone in sch.?
- panic/cry/freak out and die because I'd lose all my numbers and cute messages which I have accumulated for... a long time

3-the guy/girl you dislike most says he/she
have a crush on you?
- utterly freak, erm and break of all contact with that person...

4-you were given a flute on your birthday?
- I want a nice dizi too, that doesn't go out of tune and has nice yinse

5-you inherited a million dollars?
- dun want... if I inherit means someone died right? but if erm have I'll save and spend ba...

6-your annoying sibling woke you up when you were having a sweet dream?
- become grumpy and sulk lohz

7.your pet starts toking to you?
- wake up from that horrible nightmare

8-the teacher give your class a surprise test comprising 7 chapters in your science
textbook?
- die lohz, mei you shen me liao bu qi de...

9-you were to be a boy for one day?
- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *shudders at the thought*

10-the person you love is a gay/les?
- den dan lian (crush) lohz, what else to do lehz? Not like what I do will change his decision right?

11-you got 0/100 for your geography final year paper?
- always liddat wad, don't take geog =P

12-you see Osama walking around Serangoon central?
- not that I would be walking around Serangoon but I'd call the police

13-a fairy give you a wish?
- wish that everyone will be content/happy

14-the person beside you farted during foot drill and a very fierce sir is staring at the squad?
- hold my breath for as long as possible

15-you realise holiday is over and you havent complete a single assignment?
- although it is highly unlikely, but if really forgot everything, I'd do it the day/night before and the morning itself/during the lesson itself

16-some clowns kick a soccerball and hit your drink which splash on your uniform during recess?
- run away from the clowns! I have clownophobia!!! Okay well, get very pissed, if I'm feeling annoyed enough and they look smaller/shorter/younger I'll confront and scold them if not then ehz ren lohz and borrow uniform from GO

17-someone annoys you?
- ignore lohz, my class has sooooooo many annoying people, sheng huo ye yi yang guo xia qu

18-your hair is shaved bald by the hair dresser?
- there would be some serious cursing/swearing going on and I'd probably not step out until my hair grew back/I got a realistic looking wig and/or sued the life out of the person (okay not so bad, but I want compensation)

19-if this is the last question?
- eh okie lohz